In today’s J3M Report:

📌 All Aboard the Time Machine! Vintage Trains Take Over Brooklyn!

📌 Smile for the Sweeper-Cam! NYC’s Parking Scofflaws Might Soon Be Caught on Camera

👉 Cool News, New York! Get a Free A/C Through the Essential Plan Cooling Program!

The Nibble

🚂🎉 All Aboard the Time Machine! Vintage Trains Take Over Brooklyn! 🕰️🚇

Choo choo! 🚆 Brooklyn’s tracks are turning back time this weekend with the Parade of Trains — your ticket to ride through NYC’s transit history (all for the price of a MetroCard swipe or OMNY tap 💳✨). On Sunday, June 8th from 11am–4pm, hop between beautifully restored historic trains like the R1/9s, BU Gate Cars, and BMT Standards — all making a grand comeback on the B/Q line between Brighton Beach and Kings Highway. 🚉💥

Whether you're a transit nerd 🧐, a history buff 📜, or just looking for something super cool to do with the kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, this event’s got you covered. Expect quick 10-minute rides, platform nostalgia, and major photo ops (📸 but leave the selfie sticks at home, please!). Plus, register in advance for a chance to win a FREE family membership to the Transit Museum — hello bonus prize! 🎟️🎁 So pack some excitement, hold onto your hats (and kids), and get ready to step into subway time-travel mode — choo-choo for the win! 🎊🛤️ For more info click here.

🚓📸 Smile for the Sweeper-Cam! NYC’s Parking Scofflaws Might Soon Be Caught on Camera 🧹🚫

Say cheese... or say goodbye to ignoring alternate-side parking! 😬 New York City may soon deploy cameras on its street sweepers to bust the stubborn drivers who leave their cars blocking curbside cleaning. Under a new plan championed by the City Council, those trusty DSNY brooms might double as high-tech tattletales, snapping pics of parked violators and serving up instant tickets — no meter maid required! 📷🧾

The goal? Cleaner streets, fewer rats 🐀, and maybe a little justice for the folks who actually follow the rules (we see you 👀). But not everyone’s thrilled — some residents are crying “Big Brother” 📡 while others are rolling their eyes at another potential cash grab. Still, with each sweeper hauling nearly a ton of city grime per shift, officials say it's time we cleared the curb — or paid the price! 🧹💸

So New Yorkers, start your engines and set those alarms ⏰... because if this bill passes before June 12, that lazy morning park job could end up costing you more than just street cred. You’ve been warned — and soon, you’ll be watched! 😎🚗💥

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🗽 Civic Spotlight: Keeping You Informed

❄️💨 Cool News, New York! Get a Free A/C Through the Essential Plan Cooling Program! 🌬️🏠

Summer in NYC can be brutal — but if you’ve got asthma and you’re enrolled in the Essential Plan, relief is just a click away! 💻 NY State of Health is handing out FREE air conditioners (yes, free!) to help keep your home chill and your lungs happy 😮‍💨. If you qualify, a brand-new cooling unit could be delivered and installed at your place — no sweat, no cost (except to the state 😉). And if your window setup is a no-go, they'll even send you a fan instead! 🪭

But here’s the catch — it's first-come, first-cooled! 🧊 This offer is only good until August 31, 2025 or until funds melt away, whichever comes first. So don't wait! Fill out the quick online app (takes just 5–10 minutes), and you could be lounging in icy bliss just weeks from now. 🛋️❄️ Plus, you keep the unit forever — just promise to treat it right and store it when winter rolls in. Let’s beat the heat, protect your health, and enjoy a breath of fresh (cool!) air this summer! 🧘‍♂️🌞💙For more info click here.

📅Calendar

June 6 | Alternate side parking regulations will be suspended on Friday June 6. Parking meters will remain in effect.

June 9 | 🚨Change-of-address deadline for your voter registration ahead of the primary!

June 14 | Early voting begins.

June 24 | 2025 Primary Election

What's up

🎬 Events 👋

Thursday 6/5/2025 and Sunday 6/8/2025

Used Book Sale | JCCMP Family Library | 3415 Quentin Road (b/w E. 34 & E 35} | Thurs from 1-8 PM & Sun from 1-6:30 PM | $1-$10

Tuesday 6/10/2025

Defensive Driving Class | Cong Tomchei Torah | 1966 Ocean Ave. (AveN/AveO) | Reservations required - 718-339-1300 or haloleasing@aol.com | $70

Thursday 6/19/2025

Kumzitz with Eitan Katz | Ocean Parkway Jewish Center | 550 Ocean Pkwy (bet. Ave F & Ditmas Ave) | 6:30 pm | $25 | click here for more info and tickets

Lectures 🎤

Thursday 6/5/2025

Is grape juice wine? | Rav Daniel Osher Kleinman | Agudath Israel Bais Binyomin | 2913 Avenue L | 8:30 pm

Shabbos 6/7/2025

👩For women only 👩 | Shandee Fuchs | Young Israel of Midwood | 1694 Ocean Ave | 5:00 pm

Pirkei Avos | R’ Leibish Langer | Cong. Veretzky - R’ Landaus Shul | 1202 E 9th (Ave L) | 5:30 pm

Sunday 6/8/2025

“Is This Bishul?” A Practical Guide | Rav Zev Smith | Agudath Israel Bais Binyomin | 2913 Avenue L | 8:30pm

⌛Ongoing🗓️

Monday’s & Wednesday’s

HaRav Aharon Kahn Shlita | Shiur on Tehillim with Medrash and Meforshim | 10:40am | Kol Halashon 718-906-6400 press star (*) | Live stream click here.

Thursday’s

📖Learning and Cholent🍲😋 | Bet Shaul U'Miriam | 2208 Ave. S | 8:00-10:00pm🏆

📜 Mishmar | Agudah of Madison | 2122 Ave. S (Ave S & East 22) | 10:00 pm

📖Parsha Ha’Shavua | Rabbi Frand | Y.I. of Midwood | 1694 Ocean Ave | 9:00 pm

Shabbos

Navi Shiur | Rabbi Yisroel Reisman | Ahi Ezer Cong | Corner Ocean Parkway & Ave S | 10:30 pm

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📰 Weather 🥸

🌧️Friday | A 40 percent chance of showers after 2pm | Partly sunny, with a high near 82. 🌡️

🌧️Friday Night | A 40 percent chance of showers | Mostly cloudy, with a low around 65.

🌧️Saturday | Showers likely, mainly after 2pm | Cloudy, with a high near 75.

🌧️Saturday Night | Showers likely, mainly before 8pm | Mostly cloudy, with a low around 64.

🌤️Sunday | Partly sunny, with a high near 78. 🌡️

🌥️Sunday Night | Mostly cloudy, with a low around 63.

🌥️Monday | Mostly cloudy, with a high near 74.

🌧️Monday Night | A 40 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 64.

National Weather Service